Cucumbers plus vinegar = Delicious?

I hate cucumbers.  Not just a hate.  A fear, a loathing.  It's the only food item where, if accidentally included in my order, I will return my food.  Because it just leaves that horrible, soggy, watery taste.  The taste that tastes like nothing, but still tastes vile.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I hate vinegar.  And most things vinegary.  I do not do well with German side dish choices.  The Germans seem to have a love affair for all things of a vinegary nature.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love pickles.  What is a pickle?  

Yes please!

A cucumber steeped for weeks in spices and vinegar.


I know.  I know.